I received a call from my wife this morning, and the conservation went something like this:
| J.: | Is there a Virginia Tech game today? |
| Me: | Yes, it’s the first game of the season, and it’s not on TV. Why? |
| J.: | Because Walmart’s full of people who haven’t had baths, wearing Virginia Tech clothing, and buying cheap beer. |
| Me: | Apparently, they listen to Greg Roberts, because as he says numerous times on his show each day, “Walmart is your tailgate connection.” |
| J.: | Goodbye…. |